so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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