It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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