yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
Randomize