So drunk, too bad you don't want this
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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