So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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