There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
Randomize
