why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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