Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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