i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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