dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
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