where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
Randomize
