1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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