Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
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