I want to stick my p in your. b.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
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