Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
How drunk are you?
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