check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
cat food counts as protein by the way
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
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