What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
Boobs are out for the taking
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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