doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
Randomize
