Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
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