awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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