You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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