my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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