Woke up this morning to a janitor hitting me in the head with his bucket in the hallway of my building. An alumni was next to me because we locked ourselves out of my room and couldn't figure out where my roommates were.
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
Randomize
