I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
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