It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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