It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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