I feel like abortions should bother me more
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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