spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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