I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
the condom got lost in my hair
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
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