I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
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