Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
Randomize
