bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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