I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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