Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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