dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
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