she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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