We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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