Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
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