I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
Randomize
