some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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