Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Idk if I want to put a bra on
Randomize
