My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
You can't special order awesome
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
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