i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
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