Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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