You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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