I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
Randomize
