Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
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