Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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