I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Why can't burritos get me drunk
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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