Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
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