your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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