it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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