Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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