She said her name was "party"
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
I understand Curling. That high.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
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